It's the studying, I swear! I've been studying for two and a half hours for my History test, and it's ruining my grammar!! O WOE!! WOE AND DOOM THAT BEFALLS MY POOR GRAMMAR!!

And um. Wtf. Wash your nose? The inside of your nose? I thought one just used tissues for that. Or, y'know, antibiotics.

It seems that Sirius will come up with any excuse to maintain the persona of the noble genius that he certainly is not. ;D