LOL Uh, she lives under a rock? Under a rock on the non-commercialised most isolated of regions on Mars? Or perhaps Pluto, seeing as you know, it's no longer being recognised as a planet, so I figure it's no longer deemed important enough to receive up to date Earth information ;D

I only know "Capture the Flag" due to The Simpsons (seriously, who says that it's not educational?!), but I have absolutely no idea what "Grounder" is. Please do enlighten me! Perhaps I'll be able to file it away for the future fruits of my womb and perhaps they'll even start a cool trend amongst their little ignorant friends, and they'll find themselves subjected to worldly influences before they were even aware that there is such a world beyond their white picket fence (Note: The white picket fence is purely fictional. There is no way I'm living in a place with a white picket fence, thank you very much.)

I miss how delightfully active I was as a youngster. There just doesn't seem to be anything as physically fun nowadays.

You're most welcome! :]